Posted by
str8_talk on Monday, June 29, 2009 2:42:19 PM
Most of this was sent to me by a friend and was wrongly credited, the author is anonymous, whom I like very much, because I can 'play' with their work. I 'tweaked' it quite a bit. I hope it gives you some food for thought or a few laughs. I'm not back full time - but I'm here and I will post on occasion and try to get to some of your blogs to comment. Thank you all for your prayers! :)
Updated 7-4 (Happy 4th of July!)
I see a lot of people yelling (oxy-moron) for peace but I have not heard of a plan for real peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, bin Laden, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' - we will never 'interfere' again. (As if we have anything TO apologize for!)
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We will station those troops at our borders. No one will be allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. I failed to mention Afghanistan, what was that promise by our current POTUS for no war?
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home via school buses much like they came in on, but we’ll be good Samaritans and distribute bread and H2O. After 90 days the remainder will face immediate deportation, regardless of who or what businesses they own; to the nearest border: Canada or Mexico - they're illegal! France will welcome them. Of course, who's going to do all the landscaping and manual grunt work? Our country has grown so complacent or errr LAZY!!!
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 10 days unless given a special permit! No one without a thorough background check will be allowed in - they must be vetted more than the 'president's cabinet.' We don't need any more cab drivers, cheap hotel owners, fast-food workers, or convenience store cashiers. This should really help our economy! (Better than the 'Stimulus' package!!)
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'F' and it's back home baby - wherever 'home' is. (Dispersement at it's finest!)
6) The US will make a stronger effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a 'temporary' drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness, off-shore and the Rockies. The caribou, the marine life, the granola girls, and tree-huggers will have to cope for a while. PETA will just have to be locked up along with the EPA; won't they make great friends or ummm cell mates? (I failed to mention we'll continue to have nuclear and develop it, it's safer than the gov't tells us, we can put many unemployed to work this way!)
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $20 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, who cares? They can go elsewhere to sell their production. (After a week of their tanks filling up storage sites should be enough.) Besides who wants oil spills on all that sand? We don't want Venezuelan 'sour' crude!
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophes in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give is stolen or given to their respective armies. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. (Just think of all of the disasters in other nations we've helped, that money could be better spent at HOME - the good ole US of A!)
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here and we'll finally disassociate with this bogus 'peace-keeping' organization! The UN building would make a good homeless shelter or maybe a prison compound for all the dirty politicians!
10) All Americans must speak English in public... learn it... no more pushing “1” for English on the phone! Don’t like it? Leave! No comprende Espanol or Arabic!
11) All foreign imports will be curtailed, this way we don’t have to see “Made in China” on almost every item we purchase from dog food to clothing to home interiors! (Personally, if I see that tag or stamp, I put it back on the shelf, I’m not a Communist and I’m not going to support communism!)
(China has enough of our gold in their coffers already!!)
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? I'm open to discussion or disagreement, as I've said this is heavy on sarcasm!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY - THANK YOU TO OUR TROOPS & THEIR WIVES OR FAMILY FOR THEIR SACRIFICE!!!
“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’ She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’” – Robin Williams